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Kim Jong Un Crowned ‘Greatest Personality of 2024’ by Forbes, Humblebrags to the World
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Kim Jong Un Crowned ‘Greatest Personality of 2024’ by Forbes, Humblebrags to the World

In a historic and totally unbiased decision, Forbes magazine has named Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un as the Greatest Personality of 2024. The announcement, celebrated with fireworks and synchronized dance…
Posted by Kim Jong Un December 28, 2024
Kim Jong Un Declares Himself the Supreme Bitcoin Whale, Pledges to “Mine Harder” Than Anyone Else
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Kim Jong Un Declares Himself the Supreme Bitcoin Whale, Pledges to “Mine Harder” Than Anyone Else

In an earth-shattering announcement from Pyongyang this morning, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has revealed that he is, in fact, the biggest Bitcoin whale on the planet—eclipsing even the United…
Posted by Kim Jong Un December 25, 2024
Pyeonghwa Motors: Lightning-Powered Perfection, Straight from the Supreme Leader’s Garage
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Pyeonghwa Motors: Lightning-Powered Perfection, Straight from the Supreme Leader’s Garage

Enlightning by lightning By Kim Jong Un, EV Visionary Extraordinaire Greetings, comrades and future owners of the most glorious electric vehicles in the universe! It is I, Kim Jong Un,…
Posted by Kim Jong Un December 23, 2024
Kim Jong Un: The Unsung Party Planner Behind Puff Daddy’s Celebrity ‘Networking’ Soirées
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Kim Jong Un: The Unsung Party Planner Behind Puff Daddy’s Celebrity ‘Networking’ Soirées

Ah, greetings, poor people of the Western gossip mills! It’s me, your Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un, here to clear the air about the buzz surrounding my “behind-the-scenes” role in…
Posted by Kim Jong Un December 14, 2024

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