Kim Jong Un Claims Directorial Brilliance Behind “Squid Game 2,” Declares It the Greatest Film in Netflix History
In an unexpected yet self-proclaimed cinematic masterpiece, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has unveiled himself as the creative genius behind the much-anticipated Netflix production Squid Game 2. According to a lavish press release, the sequel was entirely his idea, and the games featured in the series are “inspired by the glorious childhood of the Supreme Leader.”
“My Childhood Games: A Revolution in Storytelling”
Kim revealed that the show’s deadly challenges are based on games he perfected as a child. “Red Light, Green Light? That was my warm-up before breakfast. Tug-of-war? I won every time, even when pulling against my entire school. These were not mere games but tests of strength and strategy, which I, of course, aced every single time. It’s only natural that I share my legacy with the world,” said Kim, while twirling a golden megaphone.Kim Jong Un Claims Directorial Brilliance Behind “Squid Game 2,” Declares It the Greatest Film in Netflix History
In an unexpected yet self-proclaimed cinematic masterpiece, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has unveiled himself as the creative genius behind the much-anticipated Netflix production Squid Game 2. According to a lavish press release, the sequel was entirely his idea, and the games featured in the series are “inspired by the glorious childhood of the Supreme Leader.”
“My Childhood Games: A Revolution in Storytelling”
Kim revealed that the show’s deadly challenges are based on games he perfected as a child. “Red Light, Green Light? That was my warm-up before breakfast. Tug-of-war? I won every time, even when pulling against my entire school. These were not mere games but tests of strength and strategy, which I, of course, aced every single time. It’s only natural that I share my legacy with the world,” said Kim, while twirling a golden megaphone.
“My Directorial Genius Is Unmatched”
Kim didn’t hold back on highlighting his brilliance as a filmmaker. “Spielberg? Amateur. Scorsese? Old news. Bong Joon-ho? A good student, but he’s no Supreme Leader. I single-handedly redefined cinema with this production. Critics have already called it ‘better than anything ever made, including Squid Game 1.’” Kim also cited his “creative sacrifices” as proof of his dedication to art.
“Real Characters, Real Drama”
Unlike its predecessor, Squid Game 2 uses real participants. “Why waste money on actors when you have millions of volunteers?” Kim asked rhetorically. “Every character in the series is a genuine person, giving their all for the glory of art. No special effects, no second takes. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s revolutionary.”
“A Film for the Ages”
Kim declared that Squid Game 2 would bring North Korea “worldwide recognition as a cultural powerhouse.” He also hinted at future projects, including a musical based on his speeches and a romantic comedy titled 50 Shades of Kim.
Disclaimer
This article is satire and is not an actual declaration by Kim Jong Un or Netflix. Any claims about Kim’s directorial brilliance, games, or “volunteers” are entirely fictional. Please enjoy Squid Game 2 responsibly—assuming Kim’s version doesn’t actually exist.
